Merry Christmas, Puny Humans 💥

Holiday cheer, delivered with a smash. A massive green fist bursts through a garland-covered tree, sending shattered ornaments and broken candy canes flying. Cracked, comic-style lettering shouts "Merry Christmas," and a rough banner adds the line that says it all: "Puny Humans." Twinkle lights, red ribbon and gold baubles fill out the chaos 🎄.

The design uses bold green, cranberry red and gold with a gritty retro comic finish. It's loud, funny and a little destructive, made for anyone whose holiday spirit is mostly rage and who still shows up to every party anyway.

🎁 Perfect for superhero fans, holiday park trips, and gifting to the family member who gets a little too intense about decorating.

Keep your Park Boxes tee looking its best:

• Wash inside out in cold water with mild detergent.
  
• Use a gentle cycle when possible.
  
• Air-dry or tumble-dry on low heat.
  
• Avoid washing with heavy fabrics to help protect the print.
  

Made from premium ring-spun cotton, our tees are lightweight, soft, and designed to get even more comfortable with every wash.

Shipping & Returns

We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase with your order number (and photos if applicable), and we'll gladly provide a replacement or refund.

• Free shipping on orders over $75
  
• Processing: 1–3 business days (may be longer during new drops or peak seasons)
  
• Delivery: Typically 4–7 business days after shipment
  
• Tracking: Sent by email as soon as your order ships
  
• Secure Checkout: All payments are encrypted and securely processed
  

Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays or weather.