Consider this your invitation. Whether accepting it is a good idea is another question.

The Foolish Mortals Welcome tee brings all the eerie elegance of a late-night haunted estate to your park-day wardrobe. An ominous Victorian mansion rises beneath the full moon, surrounded by curling ghostly mist, glowing lanterns, gothic details, and the perfectly unsettling reminder: “You Have Been Warned.”

Deep purples, spectral greens, and aged cream details give the artwork a rich, vintage haunted-attraction feel—spooky without looking like a Halloween costume. Made for the park regular who never skips the mansion and considers spooky season a year-round commitment.

Foolish mortals are always welcome. Enter accordingly.

Fit: Unisex retail fit. True to size for a relaxed everyday look. Size up for an oversized fit.

Keep your Park Boxes tee looking its best:

• Wash inside out in cold water with mild detergent.
  
• Use a gentle cycle when possible.
  
• Air-dry or tumble-dry on low heat.
  
• Avoid washing with heavy fabrics to help protect the print.
  

Made from premium ring-spun cotton, our tees are lightweight, soft, and designed to get even more comfortable with every wash.

Shipping & Returns

We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase with your order number (and photos if applicable), and we'll gladly provide a replacement or refund.

• Free shipping on orders over $75
  
• Processing: 1–3 business days (may be longer during new drops or peak seasons)
  
• Delivery: Typically 4–7 business days after shipment
  
• Tracking: Sent by email as soon as your order ships
  
• Secure Checkout: All payments are encrypted and securely processed
  

Delivery times are estimates and may be affected by carrier delays or weather.