Some warnings are worth taking seriously. Don’t Pet the Pan.

This playful tee turns an insider park reference into a vintage-style warning sign, featuring a familiar green feathered cap crossed out in bold red. The distressed finish gives it the feel of an old attraction sign you might have stumbled across somewhere you definitely weren’t supposed to be.

Made for park regulars who appreciate the deeper references, Don’t Pet the Pan is the kind of shirt that gets a confused look from everyone else—and a laugh from the people who immediately get it.

Perfect for park days, rope drop, casual weekends, or your next flight toward the second star to the right.

If you know, you know. And seriously… don’t pet the Pan.

Fit: Unisex retail fit. True to size for a relaxed everyday look. Size up for an oversized fit.

Keep your Park Boxes tee looking its best:

• Wash inside out in cold water with mild detergent.
  
• Use a gentle cycle when possible.
  
• Air-dry or tumble-dry on low heat.
  
• Avoid washing with heavy fabrics to help protect the print.
  

Made from premium ring-spun cotton, our tees are lightweight, soft, and designed to get even more comfortable with every wash.

Shipping & Returns

We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase with your order number (and photos if applicable), and we'll gladly provide a replacement or refund.

• Free shipping on orders over $75
  
• Processing: 1–3 business days (may be longer during new drops or peak seasons)
  
• Delivery: Typically 4–7 business days after shipment
  
• Tracking: Sent by email as soon as your order ships
  
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