All I Want for Christmas Is Order in the Galaxy 🎁

Some people want peace on Earth, but you want peace across the whole galaxy, enforced. A battle station sized like a moon sits wrapped in a giant red bow and strung with colorful Christmas lights, nestled in evergreen boughs with holly berries and gold sparkles ✨. Bold vintage lettering in red, cream and gold delivers the wish, and red ornaments hang along the sides.

The retro holiday-poster style and distressed finish make it feel like a classic Christmas card from the dark side of the galaxy. It's festive, a little sinister, and very much on brand for anyone who roots for the Empire 🎄.

⭐ Perfect for Star Wars fans, holiday trips to Galaxy's Edge, and gifting to the family member who runs the holidays with an iron fist.

One heads-up: the ornaments and bottom badge use the Galactic Empire crest, which is a Lucasfilm trademark, and the Death Star is a protected design too. Swapping the crest for a generic starburst would lower the risk, and keep "Star Wars" out of the product title and ads.

Keep your Park Boxes tee looking its best:

• Wash inside out in cold water with mild detergent.
  
• Use a gentle cycle when possible.
  
• Air-dry or tumble-dry on low heat.
  
• Avoid washing with heavy fabrics to help protect the print.
  

Made from premium ring-spun cotton, our tees are lightweight, soft, and designed to get even more comfortable with every wash.

Shipping & Returns

We want you to love your order. If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, contact us within 30 days of purchase with your order number (and photos if applicable), and we'll gladly provide a replacement or refund.

• Free shipping on orders over $75
  
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